Bessie-isms:

*It matters little whether you die tomorrow or fifty years from now; did you do any living between the first breath and the last? That is the real question.

*A prostitute and a politician are quite alike, except that the prostitute lies less and gives something in return for the money.

Quotable:

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to be miserable in comfort.

Lord Mancroft