Bessie-isms:
*It matters little whether you die tomorrow or fifty years from now; did you do any living between the first breath and the last? That is the real question.
*A prostitute and a politician are quite alike, except that the prostitute lies less and gives something in return for the money.
Quotable:
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to be miserable in comfort.
Lord Mancroft