Bessie-isms:

*There may be something theoretically better than good sex, but it’s improbable. Even bad sex is an order of magnitude better than no sex!

* Nine times out of ten, your moral outrage is more from jealously at being left out and denied the chance to give into temptation, than any thing else.

Quotable:

I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest.

Alexander Dumas