*An optimist is a man who thinks his wife will never find out about his young mistress. A foolish optimist is a man who believes she might find out, but won’t mind all that much!
*A philanthropist is a person who accumulates great wealth, and then gives much of it away. You are not a philanthropist if you give an old chair and some clothes to Goodwill.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Marcus Aurelius 121-180 A.D.