Bessie-isms and Quotable for June 24, 2015

Bessie-isms:

*Women love to dress up. Men are mostly okay with this, as watching a woman undress, of her own hand or his is always delightful. This is the extent of a man’s interest in female fashion, unless he’s gay.

*A woman wants to know if her clothing makes her boobs look big or smaller, her butt too huge, her middle fat. She wants to be sure it looks age appropriate, and proper for where she’s going, doesn’t clash with her shoes and accessories and will be something both stylish and not worn by another woman. Her male companion wants to know if he licked the mustard stain off his shirt or tie good enough to get by.

Quotable:

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.

George Whyte-Melville

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