Bessie-isms:

*When you lose something there is nothing more annoying than finding it after you’re paid money to replace it.

*If you’re going to lie to someone, have the decency to work up a creative and well thought out lie. Nothing shows you have no regard for someone than just tossing out some half-assed and pathetic lie.

Quotable:

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.

Cyrus Ching