Bessie-isms and Quotable for June 29, 2016


*A woman would be well advised to avoid trying to look glamorous, as most times, she ends up looking snotty, aloof or frowny, as if she is plagued by killer gas or cramps. It is more reliable to simply smile.

*Men have become too afraid to be men, and women seem to have forgotten what it means to be female. If this keeps up, extinction may be our future as a race.


There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers