*Why is it that you eventually toss out your old holey socks and worn out underwear, but you cling to your old ideas and beliefs forever? Clean out your mental drawers occasionally too!
*Want to drive your significant other crazy? Just say, I’m really sorry, but don’t say why. You won’t get to sleep for a long time, but you’ll find out what all their suspicions and insecurities are!
There is only one thing a philosopher may be relied on to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.