Bessie-isms:

*If all you think of regarding having sex is your own pleasure, stay home and masturbate, and don’t drag someone else into your narcissistic fantasy.

*Sex among humans is not instinctual, which means either someone teaches you how to do it, or you watch and self instruct. This explains the appalling occurrence of bad sex.

Quotable:

If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.

A Richelieu