*A stand up comic is a person of great ingenuity, who’s figured out how to get paid for insulting people, something everyone else does for free.
*The saddest folly of man is that he spends his life, yearning for immortality, oblivious to the understanding that he already possesses it, not of the body, but of the soul, the good and valuable part.
Understanding is knowing what to do. Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Virtue is actually doing it!