Bessie-isms:

*It seems your razor never gets dull if there’s a replacement handy.

*A man would be well advised to avoid angering his spouse, for that will likely be about as wise as starting a forest fire, and no more easy to control.

Quotable:

The danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting it too low and achieving our mark.

Michelangelo Buonanati