Bessie-isms:

*One may suspect that in light of how many unhappy wives there are, that a large number of widows are actually quite pleased at their husband’s demise. You’d also assume that of all the sad ones you see, many are marvelous actresses.

*Have you ever wondered how often the guy who makes fun of women as a comedian has to sleep on the couch?

Quotable:

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Anatole France