Bessie-isms:

*In general, a modern day moralist is someone who feels qualified to declare and criticize the failings of others while ignoring their own. See hypocrites.

*If holding your first newborn child doesn’t make you want to pee down your leg, you haven’t thought deeply enough yet about what just happened to your life.

Quotable:

Diplomacy is the art of saying, “Nice doggie,” until you can find a rock.

Wynn Catlin