Bessie-isms:

*It’s easy to mock and criticize the person who strives for greatness and falls short, isn’t it? You find fault with the athlete who gets beat, even though your flabby ass couldn’t do one millionth of what they accomplish in their failure, for example. You suck, and do pretty well at being a hypocrite though….

*As tempting as it is to sling mud at others, just remember that they can throw it back, and worse, the mud will turn into poop in short order.

Quotable:

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to live it more and more.

Jules Renard