Bessie-isms:

*A man can laugh at his wife, when she has a problem, and she might or might not join in at that moment. I can guarantee you she will get the final laugh, at some point, much to his regret.

*Teens sometimes do forbidden things just to reassure themselves that you’re paying attention and still care.

Quotable:

The bean counters think getting the job done cheaper is better than getting the job done right.

Chuck Knox