Bessie-isms:

*Many men declare themselves moralists and can be quite emphatic about it. Well, until a cute, willing, scantily clad woman slips onto their lap.

*Sooner or later, everyone needs the services of a mortician. However, no one wants their daughter to marry one!

Quotable:

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it.

Henry Ford Sr.