Bessie-isms:

*Most people are tired and worn from trying to evade the consequences of their own folly. If you’d make better decisions, you’d feel more rested!

*A vice is a sin you’ve tried, and decided you like enough to make it semi-permenant in your life.

Quotable:

One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat only has nine lives.

Mark Twain