Bessie-isms:

*A promotion is a way to get you to do twice the work for only twenty percent more pay.

*Retirement is that terrible moment in life when you are at last free to do what you want, and you discover your body can’t do what you want!

Quotable:

I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be on a crowded velvet cusion.

Henry David Thoreau