*You’re embarrassed to fart in public but have not the least hesitation to lie and lie big to a hundred others. Have you ever considered that you might be a better person if the opposite was true?
*Nothing will ruin a young girl as much as treating her like a princess. A bit of pretend at being a princess is fine, but make her clean the toilet afterward, so she stays grounded.
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.