Bessie-isms:

*Cats think they’re smarter than humans, and considering that we feed, water, scoop their turds and spend much money on them just for an occasional purr, I’d say they are actually geniuses compared to us.

*Do as much stupid stuff as you can when young. It gives you longer to recover, and acting a fool in middle or old age never ends well.

Quotable:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde