Bessie-isms:

*Stop lying to yourself. Then stop lying to others. Then you can demand that others stop lying to you!

*I am not the me I was last month, last week or yesterday. You aren’t the same you either, no matter how much you’d hope to be.

Quotable:

There’s one way to find out if a man is honest…ask him. If he says, “Yes,” you know he’s a crook.

Groucho Marx