Bessie-isms:

*Ladies, never ask a man if he thinks your butt is too big. As long as you share it eagerly, he’ll be happy. If you criticize it constantly, he’ll start to dislike it too!

*You constantly put off calling friends, saying I love you to someone dear. Why? Any moment it might be too late. Time waits for no one!

Quotable:

If a man thinks about his physical or moral state, he usually discovers that he is ill.

Johann Goethe