Bessie-isms:

*The first day back at work or school after a holiday always seems as bad as we expect it to be.

*You always lie, hoping no one will notice it. But if they do notice it, you hope they won’t make a big deal of it. But if they make a big deal of it, you hope you can lie more to save your butt. This  might explain why your life is such a mess?

Quotable:

The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth.

G.C. Lichtenburg