Bessie-isms and Quotable for November 28, 2016

Bessie-isms:

*Ever notice that appliances always break down after you’ve lost the warrantee info and sales receipt?

*Back when cars cost less than two grand, you could fix anything on them yourself. Now they cost twenty, thirty thousand or more and you’re lucky to even be able to check the oil yourself.

Quotable:

I gravely doubt whether women ever were married by capture. I think they pretended to be; as they still do.

G. K. Chesterton