Bessie-isms:

*Doctors once did surgery on the kitchen table. Considering how things are these days in hospitals, I may have my next operation on the kitchen table too!

*The person who has found his calling, his life path is easy to spot. They never look down, and move with a strong, deliberate stride. They know where they wish to go, and are eager to get there.

Quoteable:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain