Bessie-isms:

*We like to imagine that we are independent and unfettered, but this is at best an illusion. Without the unseen labors of others, you’d be stuck dealing with your own poop, and wouldn’t even have something to wipe your butt with.

*You consider your own lies to be less evil than the lies of others, but an unbiased observer would dispute that handily.

Quotable:

The whole world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Horace Walpole