Bessie-isms and Quotable for October 21, 2016


*Just as you should wash your hands after a trip to the potty,  you’d be wise to wash up after any contact with politics, and for much the same reason. A shower would be even better.

*Your mother was right; always wear clean underwear. You might get them removed by a hot sexy one unexpectedly, but even if that’s a long shot, you’d still want to avoid having the hospital personnel see your old skidmarks and such in case you have an accident.


Every sin is the result of a collaboration.

Stephen Crane