Bessie-isms and Quotable for October 3 & 4, 2015

Bessie-isms:

*I suspect that more people have near death experiences at home than in the hospital. Especially when looking at the bill.

*Tell your mother you love her. If you must lie to do so, make it a convincing one; you owe her that much for not drowning such an ungrateful child as you.

Quotable:

One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.

Elbert Hubbard

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