Bessie-isms:

*Everyone talks before having sex; if you’re still talking after you have it, you might have a real relationship underway.

*No one likes a rude person, something no rude person notices or cares about. A sound beating may be more appropriate than merely giving such a slug the evil eye, however.

Quotable:

It is not enough to possess wit. One must have enough of it to avoid having too much.

Andre Maurois