Bessie-isms:

*Women are seldom happy with their hair, young or old. Men are not so afflicted by this, and would love their hair, even in old age, if they could just keep some of it!

*Health food is a paradox; It may help you live longer if you eat it, but why would you want to live longer if you have to eat health food?

Quotable:

There are two kinds of fools: one says, “This is old, therefore it is good:” the other says, “This is new, therefore it is better.”

William R. Inge