Bessie-isms and Quotable for September 13, 2017

Bessie-isms:

*You can tolerate your own criticism and abuse, but will be angry or cry over the least suggestion from another that you could do better.

*We say we hate being lied to, but that’s not always true, especially when the lie sound like flattery.

Quotable:

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: Those that don’t work, those that break down, and those that get lost.

Russell Baker