Bessie-isms:

*There’s nothing like a trip to the dentist to remind you that torture is still practiced even though it’s no longer conducted in a dungeon.

*The larger and fuller a woman’s closet is, the greater the chances are she’ll say she has, “Nothing to wear!”

Quotable:

The sole cause of man’s unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room.

Blaise Pascal