Bessie-isms and Quotable for September 2, 2016


*There’s nothing like a trip to the dentist to remind you that torture is still practiced even though it’s no longer conducted in a dungeon.

*The larger and fuller a woman’s closet is, the greater the chances are she’ll say she has, “Nothing to wear!”


The sole cause of man’s unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room.

Blaise Pascal