*Old age has its good points; as your memory declines, you get surprised every day when you discover things you’d forgotten you owned! It’s like having Christmas every day!
*Even when a child’s lie is hilarious, you’re obligated to be a parent and not show how funny you find it. If they think lying is cute, you’ll be told a lot more lies!
A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants, and how much more unhappy he might be than he really is.