Bessie-isms:

*It is amazing how often humans act like their pets, pushy and eager to have attention and be petted. The tragedy is how little of this they are likely to receive, compared to their animals.

*If people were as inclined to dream as they are to lie, humanity would have long ago reached the stars.

Quotable:

There is always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

Oscar Wilde