*At most family picnics, it’s hard to tell who’s the least welcome: the insects or some of the relatives.
*The married man who isn’t doing chores at home should think long and hard before criticizing the state of cleanliness of any aspect of his home, assuming he’ll like to continue living there. Or living at all.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton