Bessie-isms:

*Chores aren’t made easier by being neglected. Unless someone else gets annoyed enough to do them for you.

*Even if your first car was a total piece of crap, no other car will be as fondly remembered. To a new driver, car=freedom.

Quotable:

When you have told anyone that you’ve left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

Samuel Butler