Bessie-isms:
*Chores aren’t made easier by being neglected. Unless someone else gets annoyed enough to do them for you.
*Even if your first car was a total piece of crap, no other car will be as fondly remembered. To a new driver, car=freedom.
Quotable:
When you have told anyone that you’ve left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
Samuel Butler