Bessie-isms:

*Success to most teenagers is simply keeping their parents from finding out more than 10% of what they’re up to.

*You’ve heard the old saying, “The early bird gets the worm!” Before you get too excited by that, consider it from the worms point of view; maybe getting up early isn’t all you’d hope for?

Quotable:

Why don’t the feller who says, “I’m not a speechmaker,” let it go at that instead o’givin’ a demonstration?

Frank M. Hubbard