Bessie-isms:

*Time is not your friend! When you have an abundance of it, it moves imperceptably, torturing and boring you. When you are short of it, it zooms along at light speed, mocking you for all the times you wasted it!

*Have you ever noticed, the more urgently you need to pee, the further away the restroom seems to be? Happiness seems to often behave this way too; the more urgently you need it, the harder it is to find!

Quotable:

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing!

George Bernard Shaw