Bessie-isms:

*Any fool can have a child, it merely requiring inattention and a bit of lust. The question is, can they rise up and become a parent? That is an order of magnitude harder!

*A person who believes his sole worth will be displayed by the car he drives is pretty much correct. That is amazingly sad!

Quotable:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry