Bessie-isms and Quoteable for February 10, 2017


*We let our pets make messes that we’d beat our kids for making. Smart kids learn this and become adept at blaming the pets for their own messes to avoid punishment.

*The longer a man argues with his companion, the more likely it is he will regret winning.


I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

Jonathan Swift