Bessie-isms:

*Calling it a junk drawer is foolish; junk belongs in the trash. Still, it’s easier to call it that then to be honest an call it the stuff that might be useful but probably will never be in the next million years drawer.

*Not being able to find things because you can’t remember where you put them is a sign of old age, unless you have kids.

Quoteable:

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.

Arthur Schopenhauer