Bessie-isms and Quoteable for February 15, 2017


*You can drink yourself to death, but it takes effort, unlike drugs. Imagine if one drink could be fatal or addictive, and you’ll see why booze is so much more favored.

*People who have pets or kids never experience a truly clean house.


The family you come from isn’t nearly as impressive as the family you’re going to have.

Ring Lardner