Bessie-isms:

*You may yearn to see some snow, at least until you get a bunch of it. It’s much less fun when you have to shovel it than it is to watch it fall.

*There is nothing much sadder than having to finally toss out a favorite piece of clothing because it’s become so decrepit that you’re even embarrassed to wear it when you’re alone at home.

Quoteable:

If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.

Benjamin Franklin