Bessie-isms and Quoteable for February 9, 2017


*In the contest between kids and pets, as to which produces the most filth and messes, I’d give the trophy to the kids, having had several of both.

*The trash can always needs to be taken out 5 minutes before bed, or when its pouring rain. Always.


Americans: people who laugh at African witch doctors and spend 100 million dollars on fake reducing systems.

Leonard Louis Levinson