Bessie-isms:

*Have we really sunk to this? We now yard sale items that a generation or two ago we’d have been ashamed to put in the trash!

*Men take note: If a woman is talking to you, and isn’t yelling at you, you should show some gratitude. If she is yelling at you, there’s honestly nothing you can do except to weather the storm. Even falling on your sword will prove futile in such straits.

Quotable:

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

Laurence J. Peter