Bessie-isms:

*We are sad to see a guest leave, who goes before we are tired of them, but despise the visitor who stays one minute longer than our interest in them.

*Nothing will make you wish you had more thoughtfully considered your current action, then getting caught with your pants around your ankles, especially by your spouse!

Quotable:

Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.

Sholem Asch