The caged bird may sing but it isn’t singing to celebrate its freedom.

The most interesting road is one that you have no clue where it goes.

Be careful who you present your butt to: the odds favor getting it kicked more than getting it kissed.

Bessie-isms:

*It seems your razor never gets dull if there’s a replacement handy.

*A man would be well advised to avoid angering his spouse, for that will likely be about as wise as starting a forest fire, and no more easy to control.

Quotable:

The danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short, but in setting it too low and achieving our mark.

Michelangelo Buonanati

A woman can’t be seduced without being at least halfway eager to co-operate, no matter how persuasive the man is.

I’m identifying as a dog today…woof.

Those who dance when the music isn’t playing are either living in the joy of angels, or in madness.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Bessie-isms:

*To be a hero at something like Thanksgiving, don’t be the cook, be the one who cleans up the mess. At least you will be to the ones who did the cooking!

*Bringing the horrid green bean casserole for thirty years in a row isn’t a death penalty offense, but I can argue a good case that it should be!

Quotable:

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Andre Maurois