You did hear that the average keyboard has more e-coli on it than your toilet seat? Guess why…

Ladies, don’t be so disingenuous. Don’t criticize us poor men for admiring the charms you so blatantly expose to public view. We like seeing what you expose too much to pretend to disinterest, and if you were honest, you’d confess that should we do so, you’d be hurt and feel slighted. Each to his proper place: you display, we will admire.

In this day, the boss has a lot less power than they once did, especially if male. One accusation made public by an angry female will end his lofty position whether true or not.

The best time to reflect on your poor choices is before you make them.

The reluctance to study often leads to an increase in prayer if not to an education.

Like a dead tree, a human can stand for a time even though their soul has died, but there will be no life or vitality shown.

Be careful what you try to turn into something it is not.

Beware the woman with a camera, for your ability to lie, excuse or avoid blame is severely hampered by photographic testimony.

Reading can add the excitement to your life that you otherwise would lack.

There is beauty in desolation and aloneness if you know how to perceive it.